Dirty Da Vinci Code

What is Dirty Da Vinci Code?


1.

You take a bitch back to your place, then claim you're in to bondage. When you've got that dirty broad tied up good, whip out a copy of Dan Brown's best selling edition of the Da Vinci Code and proceed to read her chapter 12. Once the chapter is completed, roll the book up and shove it up that fat ho's slack ass as if it were Silas'.

Micahel never liked that bitch, but did enjoy Dan BROWN'S dirty Da Vinci Code.

See dirty, sex, ass, bitch, 12, bondage, fat


92

Random Words:

1. Don't play with you wii known as a joke, like masturbating HEY! dpwyw WHAT did i tell you about that!? See dpwyw, nintendo, cons..
1. a whale extremely large and harry cock look at that whales frugendick See shit..
1. 1. Belonging to a set of scriptures used by both Judaism and Christianity as a subset of each faith's Bible, and defining many but..