Dirty Da Vinci Code

What is Dirty Da Vinci Code?

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You take a bitch back to your place, then claim you're in to bondage. When you've got that dirty broad tied up good, whip out a copy of Dan Brown's best selling edition of the Da Vinci Code and proceed to read her chapter 12. Once the chapter is completed, roll the book up and shove it up that fat ho's slack ass as if it were Silas'.

Micahel never liked that bitch, but did enjoy Dan BROWN'S dirty Da Vinci Code.

See dirty, sex, ass, bitch, 12, bondage, fat
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