Dirty Dan

What is Dirty Dan?


1.

After ejaculating inside a womans vagina during sexual intercourse, you then leave the penis inside, urinating in the vagina.

She was mad that i gave her a Dirty Dan, but i had to go real bad.

2.

the dirtiest,hairiest,grimiest hunk of man that puts the sex in sexual harrassment

"hold your water" says dirty dan. "well let me tell you"

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3.

When fucking a girl thats on her period, pull out and ass fuck her.

This nasty girl let me do the dirty dan last night.

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4.

Balancing a guinness on the back of a girls head as she fingers your asshole while she cakefarts at the same time. Best performed on the guys back and the trick is to not spill the Guinness.

I was down to one Guinness last night, so we pushed our luck and tried the Dirty Dan.

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