Dirty Dave

What is Dirty Dave?


1.

When a girl comes over to your house, is a cock tease, and passes out in your bed. You jack off cum on her face, bring in your roommate to laugh and fall asleep next to her. She wakes up the next morning and gets a ride home from you. The following day at work you quit from embarrassment.

I quit my job today.

Why?

I dirty daved this girl at work.

See dirty, dave, work, girl, quit

2.

Double shot of whiskey, shot of vodka and shotgun a beer... The cheaper the better.

After that dirty dave i was able to bang that ugly slut.

See dirty, dave, drink, david, davey, shot, shots

3.

Like unto the Dirty sanchez or dirty hulk hogan, a man is gettin a girl in the ass, pulls out, and decorates said partner's face with a full beard and stache. OF POO!

I thought he would give me a dirty sanchez, but i was surprised to recieve a dirty dave. I was delighted!

See dirty sanchez, dirty hitler, shroom stamp


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