What is Dirty Dick?
1.
Someone who, usually a guy who has sex with a girl who preys on guys, unbeknown to his knowledge that she is a whore.
She usually preys on freshmen or guys that are unaware of her fame.
The guy in particular is cursed for life of the name of Dirty Dick for the unknown amount of STD's contracted.
Dude 1: I had an awesome time with Tiffany last nite.
Dude 2: Don't you know, she preys on guys like us.
Dude 1: Oh shit...
Dude 2: Dude, you gotta dirty dick.
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2.
The art of penetrating a female with an unwashed penis that had been used to penetrate another female at an earlier time.
I just dirty dicked that hoe, now she's got whatever that bitch had that I banged earlier.
3.
When one uses their genitalia(usually male)on a person or object ie. coffee mug, phone reciever, sandwich, door handle, person's forehead etc. Best experienced when observing someone touching or eating an object that has been dirty dicked.
Lets give everyone's car door handle a dirty dickin so wherever they go today they have dick on their hand.
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4.
Done alot in the Navy. When someone junior told to get a cup of coffee from someone senior. The junior sailor rim the senior person cup with his penis. Junior sailor may leave an alittle extra for the senior sailor in his cup like a pubic hair.
Hey Seaman John Doe get me a fresh cup of coffee. Roger that Chief. Seaman Doe gets the coffee from the mess decks(Galley) go to the head(restroom)and rims(dirty dick)the Chief coffee cup with his penis. Seaman Doe head back to the Chief to hand him his fresh cup coffee. Chief drank it. Damn good cup coffee Seaman Doe. You welcome Chief.
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5.
Cockney rhyming slang for "sick." Most likely heard on the streets of London.
"Bloody hell mate, Katrina's at the vodka again... she'll be dirty dick."
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6.
African-American pen0r.
She likes THAT dirty dick...
