Dirty Doorknob

What is Dirty Doorknob?


1.

It's when a woman takes anal beads, shoves it up the man's ass, and proceeds to twist them around in a "door-knob-esque" fashion.

She then removes the anal beads from his ass, and smacks him repeatedly in the face with the dirty beads.

Hence, we have a dirty doorknob.

"I dirty doorknobbed that faggot good!"

See dirty sanchez, anal beads, birmingham booty call, angry pirate

2.

When a girl puts her anus on oneside of the doorknob and on the other side u twist the doorknob back and forth. Then she shits on oneside of the knob seeping down the door u eat it and cum under the crack of the door and she licks it all up.

At Lax camp Saban dirty doorknobed everyone at the camp.

See ass, cum, jizz, shit, knob, saban


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