What is Dirty Doorknob?
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It's when a woman takes anal beads, shoves it up the man's ass, and proceeds to twist them around in a "door-knob-esque" fashion.
She then removes the anal beads from his ass, and smacks him repeatedly in the face with the dirty beads.
Hence, we have a dirty doorknob.
"I dirty doorknobbed that faggot good!"
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When a girl puts her anus on oneside of the doorknob and on the other side u twist the doorknob back and forth. Then she shits on oneside of the knob seeping down the door u eat it and cum under the crack of the door and she licks it all up.
At Lax camp Saban dirty doorknobed everyone at the camp.
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Random Words:
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The degree of one's assholeness, referenced in degree or percfentage
That guy has a high degree of assholelisity; Her assholelisit..