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If a houseguest, squatter or friend has left any take-away within your fridge for 36 hours or longer then the food is fair game and is f..
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The last loud fart right before you need to leave the room to drop a deuce.
Bob: Dude, I think you just shit your pants
Dan: Nope, t..
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After spending 10 days eating nothing but sweaty cheese, old cracker,granola, pinecones, dried fruit, and raw lake water and not taking ..
