Dirty Essay

What is Dirty Essay?


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When a student hates writing her university paper so incredibly much and is so sick and tired of thinking of normal things to do to procrastinate, that she takes the half-finished essay and fucks the paper up her ass. Only then can she finally feel satisfied at handing in the shit-covered essay to her professor by lighting the pile of academic shit on fire, on his desk.

Angry Girlfriend on phone: "If you don't come over here right now and shoot me in my asshole face for having to write this paper, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO PULL A DIRTY ESSAY!"

Loving Boyfriend: "If you don't write your essay I will come over and shit in your face. Thats a promise or you'll get a Dirty Sanchez."

See fuck school


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