Dirty Fernandez

What is Dirty Fernandez?


1.

after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners chin, forming an authentic looking Portuguese chin mullet.

Bruce gave Kath the quick dirty fernandez in the jacuzzi

See dirt, dirty, fern, mullet

2.

1- the act of of have your waitress at a Mexican restaurant give your Burritto a special touch from below her border when you are demanding and make her job harder then her $2.13 deserves

2. The cooking technique involving spit and bodily fluids used at Mexican reteraunts to add a little spice to your dish when you complain and send the order back to the kitchen

3. Finding pubes in your salsa and chips

When Jess complained about the her burrito, her waitress returned with the dirty fernandez special in it's place.

See dirty sanchez, taco, pube salad, Jer Bear

3.

1- the act of of have your waitress at a Mexican restaurant give your Burritto a special touch from below her border when you are demanding and make her job harder then her $2.13 deserves

2. The cooking technique involving spit and bodily fluids used at Mexican reteraunts to add a little spice to your dish when you complain and send the order back to the kitchen

3. Finding pubes in your salsa and chips

When Jess complained about the her burrito, her waitress returned with the dirty fernandez special in it's place.

See dirty sanchez, mexican food, Jer Bear


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