Dirty First Down

What is Dirty First Down?

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Kind of cousin of the Dirty Sanchez. Here, while banging a girl from behind, stick a finger up her ass and get some poo on your fingertip. Then put a little on another finger on your other hand. Right when you cum, rub a finger under each of her eyes, giving the appearance of an athelete's eyeblack, and then yell "First Down" and make the hand motion a football ref makes for a first down.

Last night I was giving Meg some doggy action, and gave her a Dirty First Down. She loved it.

See dirty sanchez, doggie style, houdini, jizz, poop, new delhi dot
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