Dirty Gooch Hair Edit Meaning

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The hair between your spank bag and o-ring. If you're not shampooing that shit regularly, then it'll turn into.... Dirty Gooch Hair!

Dirty Gooch Hair can sometimes get dingleberries caught in it. Always try to soap it down with the families bar of soap so it don't stink like a black street urchin. Bitches don't like dirty gooch hair so try shavin that shit off or maybe perming it.

R-Kelly is known to braid his dirty gooch hair

Homie 1: Nigga you stink!

Homie 2: I didn't get to shower this mornin

Homie 1: Well did you at least wash out your dirty gooch hair?

Homie 2: Nigga I told you I didn't get to shower

Homie 1: Damn nigga you scarin' all da bitches away

Homie 2: (Shanks Homie #1 Dead) Lets see how you like it

(Homie #2 Dumps the steaming load he's been holding all morning on Homie #1)

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