What is Dirty Hermes?
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This occurs when you find a loose (slutty) woman off the street. Next you take enough Ex Lax to last you through the night. Now you get her in the spread eagle position. Now you sprew you chocolate goo all over her private area. This is the dirty Hermes.
"hey martha, we're going over to Peters house for dirty Hermes'"
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