Dirty Hernandez

What is Dirty Hernandez?


1.

When the man gives oral sex to the female while in her bleedy days, and come out with a "ranchero" looking red scaby mustache

That time at the beach, Adrian gave her a dirty hernandez

See period, mustache

2.

Similar to the dirty sanchez. While performing intercourse doggy style one inserts a finger into the females anus and then reaches around and applies a uni-brow

So there I was banging this chick when I got her with a Dirty Hernandez

See dirty, hernandez, sanchez, anus, uni-brow

3.

when you drop feces into a partners mouth, they chew it up until it becomes poop juice, they gargle to break up any remaining solid. Then spits it on the partners face like "BLAHHHH!!!" and then you 69 long time.

1.eric, turn that shit down you dirty hernandez.

2.dude, seriously, i was soo drunk i gave a cow a dirty hernandez.


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