Dirty Hippo

What is Dirty Hippo?


1.

Sexual innuendo.

When a man takes a shit, doesn't wipe and proceeds to sit on a womans face while she cleans him off.

"I love it when she asks me to give her a dirty hippo."

2.

Alongside with Jamster, it's another lame service that invades your television with a series of commercials that inform you to use your cell phone to download tacky wallpaper and/or really annoying ringtones.

Girl: OMG CHECK OUT MY FITTY CENT RINGTONE!!! *dun, du-*

Guy: *Bashes phone on ground* Shut up, goddamnit.


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