Dirty Hoover

What is Dirty Hoover?

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A glorious sex move in which you are pounding a girl from behind while she is on all fours, and then you take your non-ass-slapping arm to clip out her arms from underneath her, and push her around the room on her fucking chin, like a dirty, dirty vacuum cleaner.

So I was fucking this girl the other night, and my rug needed some cleaning, so I gave her the dirty hoover. Her chin was bruised for a week.
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