What is Dirty Hoover?
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A glorious sex move in which you are pounding a girl from behind while she is on all fours, and then you take your non-ass-slapping arm to clip out her arms from underneath her, and push her around the room on her fucking chin, like a dirty, dirty vacuum cleaner.
So I was fucking this girl the other night, and my rug needed some cleaning, so I gave her the dirty hoover. Her chin was bruised for a week.
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To be such a hardcore Obama fan you name internet lingo after him.
"THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT JOBAMA'S BLUEBERRY!!!!"
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To find one's own G-spot whilst showering, anal activities with showerhead including 'thumbing' ones self.
Hey, Carl, yo..
