Dirty Hoover

What is Dirty Hoover?


1.

A glorious sex move in which you are pounding a girl from behind while she is on all fours, and then you take your non-ass-slapping arm to clip out her arms from underneath her, and push her around the room on her fucking chin, like a dirty, dirty vacuum cleaner.

So I was fucking this girl the other night, and my rug needed some cleaning, so I gave her the dirty hoover. Her chin was bruised for a week.


80

Random Words:

1. Noun: A female who enjoys grinding her hairy mound into that of another female, for sexual pleasure. A lesbian. Well, you know...my fr..
1. a sub species of humanoid restricting its activity primarily to endeavours relating to the veneration of male genital organs. The daffs..
1. To fire a gun (military slang from the days of percussion cap and ball firearms before the manufacture of individual cartidges consistin..