What is Dirty Hoover?
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A glorious sex move in which you are pounding a girl from behind while she is on all fours, and then you take your non-ass-slapping arm to clip out her arms from underneath her, and push her around the room on her fucking chin, like a dirty, dirty vacuum cleaner.
So I was fucking this girl the other night, and my rug needed some cleaning, so I gave her the dirty hoover. Her chin was bruised for a week.
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A pick-up artist. Someone who is well adapted to hitting on women and getting sexual favors from them.
That guy gets whatever chick he ..
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The ultimate, most beastly comeback that works very similarly to your mom and your face. Insert "UP YOUR NOSE" whenever you:
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Handjob
I tried to put it in her but I ended up just getting a 5 finger slippy
See handjob, head, dome, blowjob, rimjob..
