What is Dirty Hoover?
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A glorious sex move in which you are pounding a girl from behind while she is on all fours, and then you take your non-ass-slapping arm to clip out her arms from underneath her, and push her around the room on her fucking chin, like a dirty, dirty vacuum cleaner.
So I was fucking this girl the other night, and my rug needed some cleaning, so I gave her the dirty hoover. Her chin was bruised for a week.
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A term to describe male masturbation.
"I'm going go Turkey Jerk, see you in a minute!"
See wank, masturbate, jerk, jerk..
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where the fuck are you going?
used when you spot someone wearing an outift that they know good and damn well should have been left wher..