Dirty Hoover

What is Dirty Hoover?


1.

A glorious sex move in which you are pounding a girl from behind while she is on all fours, and then you take your non-ass-slapping arm to clip out her arms from underneath her, and push her around the room on her fucking chin, like a dirty, dirty vacuum cleaner.

So I was fucking this girl the other night, and my rug needed some cleaning, so I gave her the dirty hoover. Her chin was bruised for a week.


80

Random Words:

1. Inappropriate, unsuitable, pertaining to meh. Hey man, clock that grue, he so netsy. See no, wtf, grue, game, innit..
1. A combination of a baggerand a donutexcept in reference to a man instead of a woman. "He is an underbagger - sleep with and never ..
1. two white people having sex with a live chicken pecking at the girl's vagina. See Movie: "Pink Flamingos" Scene: Chicken..