What is Dirty Hoover?
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A glorious sex move in which you are pounding a girl from behind while she is on all fours, and then you take your non-ass-slapping arm to clip out her arms from underneath her, and push her around the room on her fucking chin, like a dirty, dirty vacuum cleaner.
So I was fucking this girl the other night, and my rug needed some cleaning, so I gave her the dirty hoover. Her chin was bruised for a week.
Random Words:
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When a chick (or guy) is smoking hot, but they look like they might be carrying a couple funky STD's.
Dude, that chick's hot ..
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When a man, after masterbation forgets or is unable to clean the cum off his balls.
Dude i forgot my tisue last night when i was wankin..
