What is Dirty Ivan?
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When having sexual intercourse, just before the girl starts to orgasm, you stick your pinky finger up her ass...when she screams, you stick it in her mouth.
I'm telling you man, if you need to get her off your back, just give her the dirty ivan and you'll be a free man.
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