What is Dirty Ivan?
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When having sexual intercourse, just before the girl starts to orgasm, you stick your pinky finger up her ass...when she screams, you stick it in her mouth.
I'm telling you man, if you need to get her off your back, just give her the dirty ivan and you'll be a free man.
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Something to the most extreme level possible.
Can be written as (X)*10^the max. Max is an undefined constant, but it is extremely high..
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The act of defecating into a condom. Then proceeding to swing it around until it bursts and covers surrounding area/people in faeces
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