Dirty John Szpakowski Edit Meaning

1. A facial accessory that instantly makes its bearer infinitely more metal and manly. This is especially true if one has had a beard since..

1. A large, gaping, sagging mass of pink usually found on an old, burnt out whore resembling a pink taffy factory My cock in her taffy fac..

1. Peanut butter and banana sandwich, fried in bacon grease. A favorite meal of Elvis Presley, who would eat as many as 15 at a single sitt..