Dirty Johnson

What is Dirty Johnson?


1.

An act during anal sexual intercoursein which the dominant inserter or alpha male removes his penis from the anal cavity of the receiver and smears fecal matter off his glans by violently beating on the ass cheeks of the receiver. This act is often performed by men of the homosexual community, transexuals, drag queens, but especially by raunchy men who claim to be of the female gender named Sydney Johnson.

Man, did you see him give him a dirty johnson in only 3 minutes?

Sydney, stop giving random men dirty johnsons!

See dirty johnson, dirty, raunchy, dirty sanchez, sex

2.

1) Ditching a dance or formal event in order to go to a romantic escapade involving sexual activities.

2) When a woman named Sydney Johnson goes down on you.

3) To have anal intercourse in the bathroom.

"Oh man! Joseph gave Kara a Dirty Johnson at prom!"

"Oh man, she gave me the best Dirty Johnson last night!"

He wanted to have sex but she just wanted a Dirty Johnson.

See ditching, sex, anal, dirty, johnson, dirty sanchez


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