What is Dirty Juan Valdez?
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When an individual wipes his ass with a cofee filter, brews a pot of fecal java and pours the brew over his woman as he slams the warhead into her. Inspired by the infamous
Mr. Ken's girl was tired of getting Hot Carl'd so he surprized her on her birthday with a Dirty Juan Valdez!
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Would you like to sleep with me tonight?
Girl: "Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir"
Guy: *Thinks what did she just say? Oh..
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a medicinal compond used for foot fungus
hey honey. you know where the kalenedrael is?..
