What is Dirty Juan Valdez?
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When an individual wipes his ass with a cofee filter, brews a pot of fecal java and pours the brew over his woman as he slams the warhead into her. Inspired by the infamous
Mr. Ken's girl was tired of getting Hot Carl'd so he surprized her on her birthday with a Dirty Juan Valdez!
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Any truck not made in America
I was driving a Japanese Kenworth the other day
See cars, trucks, seattle..
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pertaining to defecation
i better go take an Irish shave, that curry i had last night seems to have worked its way through...