What is Dirty Juan Valdez?
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When an individual wipes his ass with a cofee filter, brews a pot of fecal java and pours the brew over his woman as he slams the warhead into her. Inspired by the infamous
Mr. Ken's girl was tired of getting Hot Carl'd so he surprized her on her birthday with a Dirty Juan Valdez!
Random Words:
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Short fictive (or otherwise) stories comprising of only 55 words generally put on blogs once a week on a particular day, mostly Friday.
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