What is Dirty Juan Valdez?
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When an individual wipes his ass with a cofee filter, brews a pot of fecal java and pours the brew over his woman as he slams the warhead into her. Inspired by the infamous
Mr. Ken's girl was tired of getting Hot Carl'd so he surprized her on her birthday with a Dirty Juan Valdez!
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Hugging someone, namely a date in halfassed way as to tell them they are not interested in another date or possibly ever seeing that per..
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a rolled marijuana cigarette
Pass that johnny rifter over here. I'll spark it on the bon bifter and take a hit, you cnut
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