Dirty Juanita Edit Meaning

1.

it's when you're doing a girl from behind and you reach around and punch her lights out

I was doin' this chick, right, and she mouthed off so I gave her a dirty juanita. Now she asleep

2.

When you take a girl in the shower and you lather up her tits and then you knock her out with a crowbar. You give her a dirty sanchez and leave her out on the front lawn.

As I walked by my neighbors house I saw his girlfriend passed out on the lawn with a dirty sanchez and realized that her boyfriend had given her a dirty juanita.

See dirty, juanita, sanchez, tits, shit

3.

After having sex with a girl, you beat her head in with a croquet mallet, and give her a Dirty Sanchez with her own brains. Teabagging is also recommended.

"The sex with my girl wasn't good, so I gave her a Dirty Juanita."

"Awwww, the Dirty Juanita!"

See dirty, simon

4.

When you're doing a girl from behind and you punch her in the kidneys so she tightens up.

Amanda the Whore is so loose that Danny Tanner had to give her a dirty juanita just to get any pleasure.

5.

When you stick your finger up her butt, and reach around and give her a Mexican moustache.

Pedro stuck his finger in Marisol's butt, reached around and gave her a Dirty Juanita.

See dirty sanchez

6.

You screw the girl and when you are done you break a cinder block over her head.

I gave Garcia's mom a dirty juanita last night.

See sex, dirty sanchez, tea bag, cleveland steamer, shit stick