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When a person can be photographed one day and look fabulous then the next day they look like a bag of assholes.
Sara: look at these pic..
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To be kicked out of your baby daddy's house carrying the baby, her carrier, and all of her toys because he doesn't understand ..
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When you piss in a chicks mouth and duct tape it shut, and fuck her till it comes out of her nose.
Bill - Dude, see that housekeeper? I..