Dirty Kungl

What is Dirty Kungl?


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An intimate act of sexual intercourse, which involves tying a dogs to a bed, so that it lays on it's back with it's legs open and bound. You then proceed to lubricate either the rectum or vagina (whatever your vice) with homemade Vaseline, and make rough, dry love to the unlubricated hole. Then, before climax you pull out and ejaculate in the lubricated hole.

My girlfriend was away today, so I gave her dog a Dirty Kungl.

See dogs, simon, dirty


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