Dirty Lampost

What is Dirty Lampost?


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Putting Reeses peanut butter on your hands, and slapping an individual a hi-five (or low five!) that posesses peanut allergies. After this, tell them you are going to call the hospital, but don't

College Guy 1: Yo i had this really gay roomate last semester, but i managed to get a new one

College Dude 4: Really how'd you manage to Pull that off

College Guy 1: i gave that faggot a dirty lampost and now hes dead

College Dude 4: Nice, you rule almost as much as Project Pat


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