Dirty Landscaper

What is Dirty Landscaper?


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A sex game that allows the man to act as landscaper, and the woman to act as the landscape. First the man "aerates" the woman by poking his penis into her mouth, vagina, and anus. Then, he trims her pubic hair, followed by ejaculating on her, serving as an "incesticide". Finally, the man releases feces on the woman as an act of "fertilizing".

During a hot chili dinner, Megan told Brad that she felt "unkempt" and could use a trim. Brad, thinking on his toes....suggested that it may be time for the "Dirty Landscaper" to pay a visit.

See dirty, landscaper, aerator, fertilizer


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