What is Dirty Larkin?
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The act of defecating on a woman's chest, spelling "donner" with your shit, then titty fucking her. When you reach your climax, ejaculate in a the shape of an L on top of the shit.
Dude I heard Tim gave Will a dirty larkin last night! I totally saw that "cumming".
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Someone who's had sex in every orifice but the right ear.
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