Dirty Laundry Edit Meaning

1.

ususally used to describe someones secrets that they dont want anyone to find out about. Everyone usually wants to know about others dirty laundry.

I found out about janes dirty laundry!

don henley did a good song describing dirty laundry

See w00tang

2.

clothes that are temporarily unwearable on account of excessive odor, grass stains, blood stains,I just missed my mouth stains, I just shit my pants stains, I just crawled out of a hole stains, I just kicked an old person stains,I just murdered a busload of people stains, and/or dirt stains.

My parents just made me throw my dirty laundry into a bucket that says: HAZARD; BIOLOGICAL WASTE.

See laundry, dirty, bio hazard

3.

The act of urinating and excreting in one's briefs while

gyrating against another's face like that of a washing machine. Extra points are given should excrement ooze out either side of the undergarment

This guy's voice was so annoying that i wish I could have given him my dirty laundry right there in the restaurant.

See shit, pee, underwear, hot carl, mouth, hot lunch, urine, poop, briefs

4.

when you poop in someones mouth.

Jim gave her a dirty laundry and she had crap in her teeth for days.

See poop, shit, fecies, mouth

5.

A term possibly invented by Don Henley of the Eagles in his song of the same title. Junk news. Gossip. Heresay blown way out of proportion by the news media.

Don: "..Got the bubble headedbleach blond, comes on at 5..she can tell you 'bout the plane crash with a gleam in her eye...get the widow on the set..give us dirty laundry."

See shit, bunk, hype, gossip

6.

The act of shitting in someone else's clothes dryer. Preferably runny. After the act has been performed, the dryer is then powered on to the high heat cycle thus crusting the shit into the drum of the dryer.

I went over to John's house and left my dirty laundry in his dryer. After that I made a quick exit.

See shit, dryer, diarrhea, poop, dirty

7.

when a man sticks his erected penis into a womens vagina after promptly removing it from another.

Vicky laid on the bed wiped from the hardcore sex with Rick as he shoved his penis into Candy.

See becca