What is Dirty Lawnchair?
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The gentleman takes off his belt and inserts it into the ladies' anus. He then proceeds to remove it and strike her across the back with the soiled end until she resembles a dirty lawnchair.
My girl got wasted at the governors ball so I had to give her a dirty lawnchair.
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a polite, child friendly way to refer to the male insertion instrument
Little Miss muffett sat on her tuffett eating her curds and whey..