Dirty Lifeguard

What is Dirty Lifeguard?

1.

To 69 - guy on top with his balls in the girl's mouth - and with one movement, the guy sits up and shit-streaks the girls' nose resembling a lifeguard with sunscreen on his nose.

"No, I'm not kidding, Becky! He pulled his coin-purse out of my mouth and just when I thought he was gonna nut down my throat, he gave me a fucking Dirty Lifeguard! And he's just laughing at me yelling "SHART! SHART!"

See dirty, lifeguard, 69, shart, sanchez
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