Dirty Mendes

What is Dirty Mendes?


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A variation of the Dirty Sanchez. Instead of giving a girl a cum moustache, you cover her whole body with cum. The Dirty Mendes is named after Alex, the hairiest kid at Holy Trinity.

Alex wanted to go to prom with Amanda so he could give her a Dirty Mendes at the after party.


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