Dirty Merlin

What is Dirty Merlin?


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A Dirty Merlin is an older gentlemen, who hangs out in the corner of a bar hitting on locals. Usually sporting a novelty tash and smelling like rotten foodstuffs.

I met Ben for a drink as usual, but this time Dirty Merlin was there.

See tramp, old man, cider, pikey


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