Dirty Mind Syndrome

What is Dirty Mind Syndrome?


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dirty mind syndrome

n.

abr. DMS

Something usually experienced by those for whom sex is a large part of every-day life. Basically the act of taking any innocent thought or expression, and suggesting (or considering) something dirty arising from it.

Normal girl: "So I took hold of this big pole-"

Person with DMS: "Yeah, I BET you did ;)"

Normal girl: "You and your DMS..."

- example of dirty mind syndrome

See sex, thought, freud, dms, dirty, mind, kinky, assumptions


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