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The state of Michigan. Named this because of the quality of people that come from Michigan, and also because Michigan is shaped like a mitten.
"That's how we do it in the Dirty Mitten!"
Lauren: "Did you see Amanda's lame dance moves?"
James: "That's how they do it in the Dirty Mitten..."
See michigan, lame, ghetto, slum, crackhead, food stamps
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An alternitive rock band made up of 3 stunningly sexywomen. The band originated in a small town along the Mississippi river in Iowa. The name was given to the band from a man in Sommerset, WI that had previously burned down his own house. Dirty Mitten is a collaboration of sweet and sexy fun. Guitarist and Super sexy songwriter, Plamanda writes all their songs, such as "I'll Wreck Your Car.. But Just As Friends", "Extra Special Giftpack", "Date with the Fire Department", "There's a Gnome in my Pocket", and "Rockstar of Muscatine". Bang whales away on the drumbs in her notorious " River Dance" skirts and stilleto heels. She's a 5'2" firecracker, and she knows how to drive that bus! Karly with a 'K' fiddles the base strings like you've never seen. She's a complete knockout with her million dollar dimples and her messy hair. Dirty Mitten is a force to be reckened with. Sure to intertain crowds of most ages. Mostly men and bisexual women. Fans, however should beware.. they are famous for stealing drinks. They carry what they "a magic straw." One minute you have a rum and coke, talkin to your buddy.. the next minute you just have.. your buddy. Check em' out!
"Dirty Mitten is the most seductive and amazingly sexy all girl band I've ever seen."
See breathtaking, phenominal, flirty, naughty, dirty, mitten
