Dirty Moffatt

What is Dirty Moffatt?


1.

When a man (not neccessarily but usually a tech teacher) takes a dildo, (usually made of wood) and sticks it up his ass while masterbating. After coming, the man pulls out the dildo, and then, with a left-to-right motion, whipes it on his moustache.

bradly gave himself a dirty moffatt on the snowday.

See dirty, sanchez, shit, masterbate, moustache

2.

When a man with a moustache gets done up the ass and the shit from the penis gets smeared in his moustache.

Joe gave Brad a dirty moffatt

See dirty, sanchez, shit, m'kay

3.

When one masterbates with a dildo(originally with wooden dildo, but this is not necessary), up his/her (usually male and must have moustache)anus, and then pulls it out and whipes it on his moustache. This is known as a dirty moffatt.

Bradely gave himself a dirty moffatt last snowday

See dirty, sanchez, moustache, dirty sanchez


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