What is Dirty Mongoose?
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When you take a shit and dont wipe your ass then you wipe your shitty asshole on someone's face when they are sleeping.
"Did you see all that shit i just wiped on michael jackson's face?"
"Yeah that douchebag rapistist totally deserved that dirty mongoose."
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Slang term for the penis
Purse your lips down on the old mayonaise cannon
See dick, dong, wang, etc., bryced..
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Basically it is a clap that.. ermm...motivates someone. Usually used when someone needs speeding up or used by me just to piss people of..