Dirty Mongoose

What is Dirty Mongoose?

When you take a shit and dont wipe your ass then you wipe your shitty asshole on someone's face when they are sleeping.

"Did you see all that shit i just wiped on michael jackson's face?"

"Yeah that douchebag rapistist totally deserved that dirty mongoose."

See mongoose, shitfaced

B.f.f.

1. Like, best friends for EVER 1. .:-+JA + TM+-:. !!BFF!! 2, OMG, Sarah and me are totally bff! 2. Used to describe a me..

Knobbing

1. Verb To shag a girl The act of shagging a girl Said as what a boy does to a girl with his penis to her punani Past tense - knobbed ..

Jype

1. Semen, Sperm, Cum, baby juice, knutt. I shot jype all over that chicks grill till she looked like a Jackson Pollack! See semen, cum, s..

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