What is Dirty Mongoose?
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When you take a shit and dont wipe your ass then you wipe your shitty asshole on someone's face when they are sleeping.
"Did you see all that shit i just wiped on michael jackson's face?"
"Yeah that douchebag rapistist totally deserved that dirty mongoose."
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