What is Dirty Mongoose?
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When you take a shit and dont wipe your ass then you wipe your shitty asshole on someone's face when they are sleeping.
"Did you see all that shit i just wiped on michael jackson's face?"
"Yeah that douchebag rapistist totally deserved that dirty mongoose."
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a very muscular chest and abdomen
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a meat xylophone in almost all of his movies.
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(noun) A bent cigarette; perhaps what Dr. Seuss would label it.
"aww... i set on my pack of smokes..."
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