What is Dirty Mongoose?
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When you take a shit and dont wipe your ass then you wipe your shitty asshole on someone's face when they are sleeping.
"Did you see all that shit i just wiped on michael jackson's face?"
"Yeah that douchebag rapistist totally deserved that dirty mongoose."
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n.:A drug dealer.
The undocumented pharmacist sold me a dime-bag.
See drug dealer..
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A drink with a particularly potent alcohol content. After drinking, you will become rather loopy.
"Nah, I ain't touching that..