What is Dirty Monkey?
1.
When a male/female hangs from something(high bar) and shits into another persons mouth.
Dude, last night I gave this bitch the dirty monkey.
2.
Basically, the white trash girls you see on Jerry Springer, who have tramp stamps (tattoos on the small of their back), who drink and party way too much, who are sorta white trash hot be could have been really hot had they not lived a life of abuse and drama. They love to party and have sex with whomever will pay attention to them. Usually seen on back of Harley's, having sex on bed of pickup in front of the bar, or passed out in the corner of the bar.
Jennifer? Is she the legal secretary who drinks red wine or the dirty monkey who was at the bar Monday night till close?
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3.
a "dirty monkey" is someone who will fuck just about anybody, anywhere, at anytime, in any hole. In addition, a dirty monkey never says no to fucking no matter how nasty the partner.
"I fucked Suzie last night in the shitter at Hooters. I didn't where a condom. Im a dirty monkey!"
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4.
While having sex just before you
It is slightly complicated because you must do a little preparation work with a razor so that your pile of pubes is ready at the percise moment -- but don't worry its worth it.
That girl Dina told me when she comes over tonight she wants a dirty monkey
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5.
a poor ass bitch's bitch.
poor person: "hey man can u give me some money?"
Person walking by: "man go ask your dirty monkey for some, BIATCH!"