What is Dirty Montero?
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a selma hayek look alike with big boobs, a loud mouth, about 5 feet. usually of cuban descent. a woman like this is a milk squirter.
A guy calls his friend and says, " Yo nigga, remember that shorty from the mall... well, I went downtown (wink, wink) and she was worse than a fountain. Shorty was the ONLY " dirty montero"!!
Random Words:
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The act of twisting out a flacid penis.
Yesterday Jenny tried to get me hard but she ended up giving me a Tuscan Handshake.
See tuscan..
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Whereby gentleman fist's his lady's axe wound and once fully inside releases that fist to fully open up all five fingers into ..
