What is Dirty Montero?
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a selma hayek look alike with big boobs, a loud mouth, about 5 feet. usually of cuban descent. a woman like this is a milk squirter.
A guy calls his friend and says, " Yo nigga, remember that shorty from the mall... well, I went downtown (wink, wink) and she was worse than a fountain. Shorty was the ONLY " dirty montero"!!
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Large building or hole full of worthless nothingness. Don't miss sixties maniquins with eyes that follow you around the room!! and..
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A greasy mexican fart, typically occurs after eating mexican food. Often smells like refried beans.
OMG Julie, did you just rip a fart..
