What is Dirty Montero?
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a selma hayek look alike with big boobs, a loud mouth, about 5 feet. usually of cuban descent. a woman like this is a milk squirter.
A guy calls his friend and says, " Yo nigga, remember that shorty from the mall... well, I went downtown (wink, wink) and she was worse than a fountain. Shorty was the ONLY " dirty montero"!!
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When your dong is so long you can wrap it around you wrist so when people ask what time it is you can make them look at it as you tell t..
