Dirty Montero

What is Dirty Montero?


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a selma hayek look alike with big boobs, a loud mouth, about 5 feet. usually of cuban descent. a woman like this is a milk squirter.

A guy calls his friend and says, " Yo nigga, remember that shorty from the mall... well, I went downtown (wink, wink) and she was worse than a fountain. Shorty was the ONLY " dirty montero"!!


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