What is Dirty Montero?
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a selma hayek look alike with big boobs, a loud mouth, about 5 feet. usually of cuban descent. a woman like this is a milk squirter.
A guy calls his friend and says, " Yo nigga, remember that shorty from the mall... well, I went downtown (wink, wink) and she was worse than a fountain. Shorty was the ONLY " dirty montero"!!
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looking up at your lady friend whilst engaged in oral intercourse on her, when she can only see your eyes and nose.
hey, last night I d..
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When you jiz on someones toothbrush and the person uses it without knowing.
I just gave Scion Face a Snowy Toothbrush
See The Captain..
