What is Dirty Montero?
1.
a selma hayek look alike with big boobs, a loud mouth, about 5 feet. usually of cuban descent. a woman like this is a milk squirter.
A guy calls his friend and says, " Yo nigga, remember that shorty from the mall... well, I went downtown (wink, wink) and she was worse than a fountain. Shorty was the ONLY " dirty montero"!!
Random Words:
1.
The false name that Homer Simpson's mother used in a National Park registry--which resulted in her arrest.
The simpsons episode in..
1.
An alien named Jack, who has been trying to be a human since getting here. Finaly made it, only to find out huans all want to be an ali..
