What is Dirty Montero?
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a selma hayek look alike with big boobs, a loud mouth, about 5 feet. usually of cuban descent. a woman like this is a milk squirter.
A guy calls his friend and says, " Yo nigga, remember that shorty from the mall... well, I went downtown (wink, wink) and she was worse than a fountain. Shorty was the ONLY " dirty montero"!!
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Undergarments that you can eat. The consistancy is similar to fruit roll-ups.
I bought some edible undies, but I got stuck in traffic a..
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when you are getting head from someone and you lay a fresh silent but deadly on their chest.
laura was blowing me and i tried to pull h..
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a man who suffers from male pattern baldness in the worst way. the bald paolo may simply refuse to acknowledge the fact that he has no h..
