Dirty Montford

What is Dirty Montford?

1.

The Dirty Montford is payback to her male lover dangling his scrotum in her eyesockets while she sleeps. She squats over her sleeping partners face and wipes her front and back bums over the face and forehead of her lover until a decent quantity of bacon juice can be seen/smelt.

Why did you "Dirty Montford" me last night love? My forehead smells like bacon juice!

See bacon juice, frontbum, teabag, backdoor, dirty sanchez
69

Random Words:

Lumberjim
1. 1.pn. A Jim of unmatched burliness and machismo. Akin to a LumberJack, but much more refined and worldly. 2. adj. one who creates ha..
Read more
W.o.c
1. W.O.C A.K.A Waste of Cum. Best way to describe how worthless someone is or someone no body likes and should have been a jack off. Jeff ..
Read more
Visoda
1. Someone who enjoys company by an ape. person: ohh damn! look at that visoda!! See visoda, apez, forkface..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free