What is Dirty Montford?
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The Dirty Montford is payback to her male lover dangling his scrotum in her eyesockets while she sleeps. She squats over her sleeping partners face and wipes her front and back bums over the face and forehead of her lover until a decent quantity of bacon juice can be seen/smelt.
Why did you "Dirty Montford" me last night love? My forehead smells like bacon juice!
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