What is Dirty Mozeleski?
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Similar to the "Dirty Sanchez" but instead of wiping the shat laden finger under her nose- you, for some unknown reason, wipe it under your own.
"Hey is Tom trying to grow a mustache?" "No, he apparently got drunk last night and gave himself a Dirty Mozeleski"
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See Bloody Tampon
A bloody tampon stored at 0 degrees Celsius for a year, which makes it form in large clumps.
Gonna eat that?
No, yo..