What is Dirty Mozeleski?
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Similar to the "Dirty Sanchez" but instead of wiping the shat laden finger under her nose- you, for some unknown reason, wipe it under your own.
"Hey is Tom trying to grow a mustache?" "No, he apparently got drunk last night and gave himself a Dirty Mozeleski"
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The act of leaving a sex partner while he/she is asleep, and replacing yourself with a fresh turd.
"I got banged by this guy last ..