Dirty Mummy

What is Dirty Mummy?


1.

When you have anal sex with a partner and upon withdrawl, either you have poop dick or they shit the sheets. You then wrap the shitter in the dirty sheets and toss them outside or you wipe your dirty dick in the sheets then wrap the shitter in the sheets.

Don't have sex with Ken. I heard Jimmy fucked him and then had to give him a Dirty Mummy afterwards cuz Ken shit the bed.

See dirty, mummy, poop dick, anal sex, shit


0

Random Words:

1. (1) A moose with a dildo in every orifice. (2) A meal consisting of moose meat seasoned with dil. (1)Holy shit! A dilmoose! (2)This ..
1. a crudely made glass pipe, preferably large enough to seem phallic, to smoke yer drugs from "load up that ghetto dick, get high&qu..
1. (noun)A person who owns a cell phone but never brings it with them when they leave the house, which defeats the purpose of them having a..