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the epidemic tendency to insert apostrophes where they do not belong
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roling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off while watching spongebob and eating toast
rotflmfaowwsaet he fell on a banana
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an accidental gropeing of a womans breasts while moving through a dense crowd
fucking hell mate did you see that? squeezing past that b..