Dirty Nick

What is Dirty Nick?

1.

Nearly identical to the Dirty Sanchez except that after you give the chick her shameful moustache, you give her a coupon so that the next one is 50% off.

Dirty tramp #1: "Damn, that guy is sooo considerate that instead of just the usual Dirty Sanchez, he gave me a Dirty Nick."

Dirty tramp #2: "Your dad rules."

See dirty sanchez, ron mexico, dirty santa, coupon, moustache

2.

The act of defecating on someone's doormat (perhaps in response to their testicles being put on one's forehead).

Nick left a 'Dirty Nick' on Mike's doormat. Mike responded by stepping in the 'Dirty Nick' and dragging it all over his apartment.

See dirty sanchez, hot karl, cleveland steamer, poop
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