Dirty Pattison

What is Dirty Pattison?

a terrible man whop finds unborn babies attrtactive whilst they're still preserved in the womb.

pregnant woman: omg get that man away from me he's masturbating over my ultrasound picture

Nurse: What a dirty pattison, james get back in bed

See baby, womb, wank, patty, wrong

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