Dirty Pelican

What is Dirty Pelican?


1.

So you're having sex on the beach and you slide your cock out, roll it in the sand and then stick it back in.

"wow baby you know what would be really hot?"

"uhhh what?"

"if i could give you a dirty pelican"

"ok!"

2.

When yus fuckin da hoe on da beach you remove your man-organ from da snizzatch and stick it in da sand. Then you continue fuckin da hoe.

Damn woman, youz a dirty pelican!

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