Dirty Penguin

What is Dirty Penguin?


1.

When male and female are in the act of sex, the male, before he blows, takes his dick out of her and shoots his wad into the woman's eyes. Then he punches her in both of her tits, causing her to grab her breasts in pain and blindly waddle around the room, mildly resembling a penguin.

"DIRTY PENGUIN" *punches tits*

2.

when one of the grooms men has sex with the bride on the wedding day

He is such a dirty penguin. He fucked his brothers wife in the bathroom on their wedding day.

3.

Take a dump in a public bathroom, don't flush, waddle over to the next stall with your pants down, and wipe your butt there, so it looks like in the other stall no one wiped.

I pulled a dirty penguin in the other teams locker room after the game!

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