Dirty Pint

What is Dirty Pint?


1.

Pint which typically consist of all the most disgusting shots the bar has to offer, mixed with half a pint of bitter. Usually given to the birthday boy/girl to down as a birthday 'treat'.

A Dirty Pint could consist of:

5 shots of Bell's whisky

3 shots of Gordon's gin

2 shots of sambuca

2 shots of tequila

2 shots of apple sour

Half a pint of Guiness.

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2.

This is the fastest way to lose a girlfriend yet discovered in the universe of time and space. A dirty pint consists first of all an alabama hot pocket. This is thoroughly repulsive. You then bring yourself to orgasm by slashing your girlfriends wrists, but before doing so take a long satisfying urination within your girlfriends anus/vagina, and then precede to ejaculate into the mixture of feaces and urine left within. Posesing STIs is of course preferable, but not essential. If you have a particulaly understanding girlfriend you may need to sugeest a Duck Tape Brewery, which involves further duck tapeing up the mixture left for at least an hour, and then drinking it through a straw.

Its our anniversary next week. If you dont give me a Dirty Pint, you dont really love me

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