What is Dirty Samsel?
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The act of using your girls "T" shirt as a cum rag and not telling her about it - then she puts it back on!
Hmmm, I thought to myself, I quess I'll dir-T samsel the cum off her ass. I hope she dosen't notice.
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Banging a girl doggy style and twisting on her ears while making motorcycle sounds. If done properly she should walk funny, and have glowing red ears.
Before taking a girl home to meet my mother, I always make sure she is cool with the dirty samsel.
Random Words:
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The phenomenon known to mothers where their brains become useless piles of goo after being around their children for too long.
I can&ap..
