What is Dirty Sanchez Martini?

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Not to be confused with the classic Dirty Martini, a Dirty Sanchez Martini is 2 parts gin, 1 part vermouth, and garnished with an 3 "olives" made of poo on a coctail toothpick.

Yesterday my boyfriend fucked a supermodel, so today I mixed them both up a Dirty Sanchez Martini, with extra olives.

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