Dirty Santa

What is Dirty Santa?


1.

somewhat like a dirty sanchez. It's when a guy blows his load in his girl during anal sex then wipes his schlong on the girls face to make a white beard like santa.

I gave my girlfriend Mallory a dirty santa last night.

See Matt

2.

A gift-giving game whereby participants are able to select a gift from the pool but run the risk of having it stolen if another participant on their subsequent selection turn decides they want it!

Office Christmas Game

See Nicole

3.

When you pound a girl in the ass, pull out a fudge stick and draw a beard on her while you sing "Ho, ho, ho"

To spread holiday cheer Robert gave Cindy a Dirty Santa.. Laughter was had by all!

See dirty sanchez, scat, chili dog, sanchez, anus, ass, beard

4.

when a woman puts her fingers between her legs and makes a guy sit on her lap.

give me a dirty santa baby!!!

5.

you have it wrong, it's when someone is asleep and you fart in their face. The trick is when someone is sleeping

Bob gave bill a dirty santa when he was sleeping


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