Dirty Sausage Slap

What is Dirty Sausage Slap?


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When you're fucking you're girlfriend, you scream a distraction and make her turn her head. At that very moment you pull your dick out, and slap her across the face when she turns back. Make sure you haven't washed your dick for at least a week.

Dude, did you see that huge red mark on Jessica's face? Yeah, I dirty sausage slapped that bitch.

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