Dirty Schultz

What is Dirty Schultz?


1.

Same as a Dirty Sanchez, but the shit moustache is smaller. The moustache should be in the style of Adolf Hitler rather than the style of, say, the Cisco Kid.

Nevermind the Dirty Sanchez, bitch, we're in Germany! You're getting a Dirty Schultz!

See dirty sanchez, fecal, anal sex, anal play

2.

Sticking your finger in your girlfriend's ass, and wiping the residue on your own upper lip.

Same thing as a Dirty Sanchez, but instead of giving your female partner the shitstache, you give it to yourself.

Tom was about to give Carla a Dirty Sanchez, but go so caught up in the moment, it quickly became a Dirty Schultz instead.

See shitstache, dirty sanchez, dirty rodriguez, ass, arse

3.

Same as Dirty Sanchez, except you give yourself the shitstache.

love the poop.


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