What is Dirty Scorpion?
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The Dirty Scorpion is a sexual move recquiring great amounts of stamina and precision. There are three steps:
1. You grab the boobs, or manboobs, of your partner
2. You spin around on the boobs, or manboobs, so that your crotch is directly in line with your partner's face
3. You hump as hard as you can, breaking your partner's nose in the process.
Ted mounted Steph's face and rammed her with such tremendous force that her nose shattered. She is in the ER right now. The Dirty Scorpion is awestriking.
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Highly prestigious award given to the one person who has most notably made the biggest arse of themselves during the past 7 days.
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